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Saturday, July 28, 2007


oh yea.. ytd haf alot of ting to sae.. but sae oni a most memorable ting bah... saw a gang fight at yishun bus interchange... so scary... they started shouting n i saw one of the per running wif a metal pole chasin after a guy.. den amanda was funny ah... haha... pulling to my sleeve..... they ran back n i faster call wei ee n amanda to shift ah... coz might bang into us....

n the sch is getting more n more strict.... wan us to wear white visible socks, pin up fringe, grey white or black shoe n skirts tt need to be touching the knee.... n ytd dm was using a measuring tape... i guess i need to go to sch earlier now... or nt kena caught again... n i wont ever pin my fringe ok... i wont expose my ugly eyebrow to the ppl now.....

n yea.... haha.... ytd i pon co again... so funny ah... amanda wei ee n shermaine help mi take bag frm ava rm... den i was waiting n i wonder how m i goin to pass my blazer n tie back.... den ltr the cher came.. n they laugh until so loud ah.. n the cher saw mi.. but i still did nt wan to go for co coz i wan go eat.... haha... so ltr i ran to the er hu container call the ppl help mi return to cher..... den i ran back to outside co rm den the 3 ppl dunno y run oso... when i haven even reach wher they were waiting.... haha.... the one hu pon her own ran slower den those hu were helpin ah.. haha.. so funny... n they run until i cnt catch up wif themm.... first tm i saw ppl helping the one hu pon cca so nervous....



todae went out wanted to buy watch but i all dun like... so..... din manage to get one.... i gt 2 bras instead.... ahhaa......



n tts mi todae.... hahah.a.... coz i haven study my chem yet... aaaahhhhhhh!!!


10:20 PM bye bye :)



Thursday, July 26, 2007


Soooooo sian now..... doing EOM... hates doing eng stuff coz my eng sucks.... yea ok.... todae jie xi bdae n den i tink we sing bdae song until v loud.... haha... but tts wat normally ppl do.... n omg...... after eating saw jovina n her mum.. she sot sot de... tell her mum i the lao po den as like wth... haha... where gt ppl tell the mum liddat de... so weird one.... hahhaa.....
P.S im nt jovina's laopo...

ohh... n coz while on msn i toking to jiexi i lazy to change the lang back to eng.. so i use chi to ask her tings... haha.... n she still cn understand most of it.... coz she doin her odac ting den i dun wan disturb her so i said , " 好的 环的天花板 。。 那我不大肉你做你的厅思” n she said wth..... cnt understand wat i tokin haha.... i was laughing... coz its my lameness..... if u cn understand.... tm for my EoM................................. byeeeeeeeeee byeeee byee bye by b ..........


10:48 PM bye bye :)



Monday, July 23, 2007


ohh..... yuan lai... my pe shorts is L size... mrs george gif mi wrong..... n i din check oso... hahhaa...... no wonder so big size.... the hole for the da tui is big until like wat.... i oso dunno like wat.... hahaha...... n stupid jovina keep saying my shorts longer den my skirt..... n tts y i wear FBT inside rather den pe shorts or it wil b weird.... but its so long n like gt alot of space inside ... feels weird.... my running pattern alr like flying le... den now my shorts so big ... if i tuck in looks so nerd, qi guai.......... but nvm... coz i tink ppl hu noes mi wont treat mi as normal.... n others shld b wont notice mi............


10:15 PM bye bye :)



Sunday, July 22, 2007


ohh... wat a weekend.... ytd went for the ccs concert... it wasnt bad, quite funny at sm parts...... i haven done much of my hw... im laggin now... muz buck up le... oni 2 more mths.... yea study hard... haha... i wan to comment on myself.... at least i m able to reflect on myself...

todae went market wif my mum... n den my mum was choosin a bag... n she c n c... in the end she pass it to an auntie n said nan gei ni.... in a frenly tone.... coz the auntie was looking at the bag for quite a long tm... den i was like huh when my mum said tt.. den ltr i juz smile at the auntie.... as i was pullin my mum away n turn ard my smile faded..... first tm i was liddat... my expression changes so fast... the smile so fake.....

i dunno y i wil write tis one but i juz tink i cn b so fake at tms... haha... its juz to be polite to sm other ppl so liddat lor..... yea.... haf to study n do my hw le.... lots of hw nt done... sucks to max...........


9:23 PM bye bye :)



Tuesday, July 17, 2007


hahaha.... tot of writing tis coz of ZX.... haha....

well done............ u bloody b*nn...... n hu said nbd wan to get close to esther......... open ur eyes n c... even my eyes smaller den u i cn see so clearly tt many r supporting her..... yea... n to tink tt i always tot u r a gd guy hu wouldnt scold others w/o getting the facts rite n a gentleman... but they turn out to be SHIT oni..... making a fool out of urself by saying those tings.... sae mi if u wan in sch if u c tis.... or u wil sae like u will care bout wat i've said.... N i wont care wat an idiot tink of mi too....

the facts... coz i gt it rite nt bullshitting.... even though i like n enjoy shitting frequently but i tink i've lost to u......

n fancy u saying gals.... wat a gay u r.... stop acting as though u all r innocent cn.. the W*.... pls look at ur blogs last tm.... be4 saying ppl r over cn.... wat 'otak de... n hairless.... i cn even rmb it so clearly.... u all r getting so angry abt a tag..... n scolded the wrong per n u stil tink u r rite... wth... if u tink ur so cool saying all those tings trying to scare ppl tink of ur parents..... i might be KPO... but its all facts again....


shallbe SHElby * {-,-}* says:
n to tink tt i frm pri sch wif him until now den i saw his true colour


tink zx likes tis alot... hahaha.... my buddy....


5:33 PM bye bye :)



Saturday, July 14, 2007


todae is a very boring dae.... hahahaha..... morning to ard evening go for the stupid workshop.... waste my tm sia.... go dere n slp until i sick.... haha....

tis is mi slping while i dunno hu take pic of mi... haha.... coz i slp so after tt i gt dizzy n indigestion make mi wan to vomit.... n nt becoz i pregnant!!!


n taken sm lame pic while we were bored....


n ya.... todae i spend $8 to attend a 2 n a half hr lecture.... hahaha..... no lahz... actualli is harry potter... budden coz it was boring to mi... amanda was sitting beside mi... den i keep falling aslp but i acted like nth happen... den at sm funny parts she was like hahaha... as in those gt haha sound... budden i was juz like smiling oni... i wonder y i so weird..... haahha... actualli i din wan to sae out tt i fall aslp coz others was like paying attention to the movie... budden haha... as i is those tok alot alot... i told dem i kept falling aslp... haha. i tot i was the oni one hu will feel liddat... but...... luckily stil gt kitty liddat..... haha.... same pattern sia.... amanda n hazel were like laughing until crazy while toking abt my experience in the threater..... i m chi pai de cn???



11:12 PM bye bye :)



Friday, July 13, 2007


Which household appliance is the most acidic?

tis jk if frm xian jing.... haha... if u noe hu den hu lor.... i tink its funny ah.. up to my standard.... haha.... n edit sm of my posts coz i dun wan stupid tings to appear on it le.... wat i tink nt stupid u might tink its stupid so shld be no comments bah... haha.... if u understand den ok lor....

ans: phone coz its ph 1

这次换我让你发现。





8:16 PM bye bye :)



Saturday, July 7, 2007


todae haf co outreach camp... i tot it will be sian camp.. buden first tm ah those sec sch ppl even though cum to a unfamiliar place oso cn high until like crazy.... haha.... v enthu ah.... so tis camp quite fun de....

In the game of concentration i lost... hahaha.. i was the last to enter the losers team hu were kicked out earlier in the game... n we're supposed to pole dance wif the tree ah... haha damn stupid ah.... the tree so thick how m i supposed to dance.. hahaha......... but in the end juz anyhow dance.... taken a video n its like oni laughing sounds inside the background.... so loud.... hahha..... another gal dance dao... so havbock (my language i change it) ....... i muz win her next tm .... hahaha.....

tis is a pig.... hahhaa... done during the waiting tm.....
dedicate to wenbin... my new fren made todae.... hahaha..... juz gt to tok to him todae..... alot.... hahaa.... n we quite funny lahz... hahaha..... doing stupid tings.... both lamers.....

n tis is SHElby reporting to u......... c u next tm.............

its S H e l b y...............................................................................


9:41 PM bye bye :)



Friday, July 6, 2007


ok... since i nth to do den do the 6 weird things abt mi which i gt tagged by amily.....

ah yo yo... wats tis man... hahaha... i dunno i juz sae frm wat i cn rmb den.... tis is a game tt u write 6 weird tings abt urself den ltr u tag 3 ppl n they haf to write a new entry abt the 6 weird tings abt themselves......... ok shld be understandable.... hahahaha..........

weird tings abt SHElby
1) make weird noises for e.g trying to imitate a phone vibrating...( making a deep voice while closing ur mouth.. try it... its nt too bad)

2) stucking my specs at my ear n move it up n down by moving my ears....

3) haf to make the toilet paper nice nice n fold neatly be4 i use it...

4) bite the spoon smtm while eating.... n surprise when ppl said tt it nv happen to dem... the spoon has my teeth shape ah... n my teeth is like going to crack... damn pain lahz... wats wrong wif my mouth n hand coordination...

5) still using my thumb to rub sm smooth texture things.... like wat baby will do... i'll do it anywhere wif my clothes... my thumb is like swollen now .... so weak....

6) i like acting sm exaggerating tings ... i tink its funny but its for u to tink if its funny if u haf seen mi doing stupid actings....

seriously.... its damn diff to write such tings ah....... how do i noe wat i m weird in??? coz i dun tink im weird.... but if i dun tink i m weird y so i stil do tis weird ting n haf the weird tings bout weird shelby hu does nt tink tt she is weird ... hahahhahaha..... my brain is bursting... i feel the juice cuming out reaching for my mouth... ohhh..... soo... soo... sweet....... ok im drinking choco milk now......yum yum yum...................


10:06 PM bye bye :)




tts wat my frenz did to mi.... untying my hair...working in progress.....
trying to smile.....
n... TA DA!!!


8:39 PM bye bye :)



Thursday, July 5, 2007


todae went for the syf concert ting... wah... our performance last item... waited so long n went back hm the lastest oso.... so irritating.... budden saw xian jing who is the noisy fiona.. n she is stil as 38 as be4... jealous my backside bigger den hers den wan to beat my until flat flat... hahaha.... so funny huh huh huh.....

hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmmm.......

u look at mi i look at u u look at mi i turn away i look at u u look elsewhere i look at u its dif in mi
hu r u wat were u tinking

hahahahahhaa..........


9:27 PM bye bye :)



Wednesday, July 4, 2007




ok... my perm hair... or maggie mee hair done by my sis... haha... too free le since she came back..... laugh all u wan bah.... :)


11:57 PM bye bye :)




aahhhhh.... im so sad..... i haf prob in the toilet...... hahahah.... since ppl complain its stagnant i'll tok rubbish..... my stomach is still pain..... :(


9:51 PM bye bye :)



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short gal
eyes small
cold on the outside hot in the inside(time changes me)
i may b quiet at times..
when im :
1.slpy
2.wif unfamiliar ppl
IM NOT DAO! juz tt i dun smile or take a longer look at most ppl...
big arms w thin legs...


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lonely

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